no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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