Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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