brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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