oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize