Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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