she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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