Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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