mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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