i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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