i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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