Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
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come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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