i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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