Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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