when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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