just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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