if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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