Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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