I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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