It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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