dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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