Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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