oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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