Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
