"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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