Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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