Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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