Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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