Sponge bath it is.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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