What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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