Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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