Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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