i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
