Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my poor anus
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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