there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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