your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
