belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Edward fifth and chaser hands
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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