They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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