bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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