How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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