I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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