Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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