I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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