Three words: puerto rican gang bang
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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