Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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