and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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