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yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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