it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its not stalking. its research.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Text me some of your sweat
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