Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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