i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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