spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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