but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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