how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
please come you make the beer taste better
He told me they were just razor bumps!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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