we have officially lost it.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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