Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug