I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.