hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.