So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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