Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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