I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she looked like the before picture.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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