I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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