I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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