In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
All I want is dick and wine.
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Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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