She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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