Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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