I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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