And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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