the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
did you just send me my own nude
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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