i just google imaged poop.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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